splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

beesmygod:

coelasquid:

A+ ten stars two points.

ahahaha i love the detail on the great knife

wethecountry:

vvolare:

literally me when im trying to attract boys when i go out

funimationentertainment:

the best part of taking webcam pictures is that no one really knows what is happening on the lower half of your body

i might be half naked

i might be wankin

i might have a cat in my lap and pettinf it like and evil villan

or i could even be wearing a shirt as pants and using the armholes as legholes

you never know

popcornmassacre:

inyourpassengerseat:

You guys don’t understand how much I love this. Some guy waited 4 years to complete his joke. Such dedication. 

Ok the part that has always weirded me out the most about this is that the first Portal didn’t come out until a couple of months after the initial post in 2007.

rydellk:

so I checked my school’s online gradebook and I’m pretty sure that there is something fishy going on with my history grades

papermochi:

You know what I don’t understand?
That really skinny censor bar that only covers up like 1/100th of the penis in mangas

disarrayedbeauty:

susfishcious:

drifl00n:

tophatprince:

codpieceappreciationblog:

yourcreepyuncle:

mybuddykeiths-choice-ass:

SPITS

CHEESUS

FUCK

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

oh

my god

Hey AS, what’s up.

Cia showed me this….I thought this was cute…. ; 7 ; it is….

lovedherdear:

yusufpamyupamyu:

kentuckyfriedyuuya:

kentuckyfriedyuuya:

BARACK

ROCK

SHOOTA

I J SUT TEMREMBNMERED THIS PSOT IAMNFD I IAM AL AUGHIGNG SOFU KCIGNG HARD I DO NTp EVNE KE NWO WHAY IBUTI ’ OGMFG IT’s VKVBKARAJC

brb drawing fanart